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Reblog if you actually like reading.
readfearless: momodiggers: wheresmyhusband-odairheis: dailyponds: this doesnt have enough notes….. Reading Builds Up Your Imagination :) I literally could not scroll past this without reblogging
assbutt-in-the-garrison: impalabby: dontcrossryanross: imthefinal3patchproblem: watchtheskytonight: hiddlesflower: I’m not a morning person or a night time person I don’t think I’m even a person Welcome to tumblr.
feistie: megvsshark: trishhyy: when a girl changes her clothes in front of you, she’s either really interested or you’re level 99 friend-zoned Or she hasn’t spotted you in the tree yet. ITGOTBETTER
foreveralone-lyguy: WHEN THE HELL DID I SAVE THIS TO MY COMPUTER AND WHY
lnfamy: once i dated a guy who stopped talking to me for a month and i found out he didn’t like me anymore but he was too scared to dump me so he just ignored me and i spammed his facebook with wiki links on how to break-up with your girlfriend
equisollux: zombiecthulu: basedkuroko: my friend is hiding under this bean bag in the library so he doesnt have to go to PE the only way you can see him is if you get on the floor behind the bean bag and see the light of his phone I bet he’s on Tumblr I am
beepony: artekka: fapoleon-bonerparte: I was doing research on Napoleon when I found it again My favorite picture of him “Try to beat me THIS time, Russia!!!” I just laughed out loud at this for 5 minutes
fucking-tom-hiddleston: k-lionheart: continualsanitynotlikely: If this gets 3 million notes I’ll make a dress out of these And wear it to the nearest major city SIGNAL BOOST AND IF IT GETS TO FOUR MILLION YOU’VE GOT TO MAKE A TIARA THAT MATCHES. YOU’RE GONNA REGRET PUTTING THIS ON TUMBLR
deduction019: shappeyhappy: 2spookymulder: omg today in french i learned that the name for an “internet user” is “un internaut” and i laughed for like 10 minutes okay it’s an INTERNAUT LIKE AN ASTRONAUT FOR THE INTERNET WATCH EVERY EVERYONE, I AM AN INTERNAUT HERE TO DO SCIENCE TO YOUR INTERNETS SERIOUS BLOGGING HAPPENING HERE that’s one small step for a blogger one giant leap from the...
When I sign up to work an extra shift...
naturalnightnurse: jrabbit85: Never a good idea. Every time. I never learn.
booksandwildthings: riceballhika: if I was an actor in something popular, I’d go to cons cosplaying that character except I’d get a really shitty party wig and sew a terrible outfit out of costume satin and then if I got called out on how terrible my cosplay was I’d rip off the wig and tearaway cosplay, revealing my real hair and outfit underneath and be like “I AM THAT CHARACTER”
pizza: dempokeballstho: Tumblr user Pizza is both scary and entertaining I mean, really? I’m not sure if I should be scared or impressed. scared
plemelwarmface: imjohnlocked: the awkward moment when you keyboard smash and still get bnehdgehfge cuffbfemgm’s name right I hate that I still know who you’re talking about
Average Episode of Merlin
Uther: Gauis, what's going on?
Gauis: Magic. Again.
Uther: GOD DAMN IT MAGIC LET'S HAVE A WITCH HUNT.
Gauis: The only solution is more magic.
Uther: MAGIC IS EVIL! ARTHUR GO FIX IT WITH YOUR MANLY KNIGHT STRENGTH.
Arthur: I got this, guys. Just watch. I got this.
Merlin: This magic will totally make everything better!
*magic makes things infinitely worse*
Uther: WHO DID THAT MAGIC I WILL DESTROY THEM COME FORWARD IT MUST HAVE BEEN YOU, RECURRING CHARACTER #4!
Merlin: Dragon, fix it!
Dragon: Hmmm... how about a riddle instead?
Merlin: DAMN YOU DRAGON!
*some more magic*
Arthur: Oops. Don't think I got this.
Merlin: *whips out some crazy solution magic*
Uther: Now that magic has saved the day, LET'S KILL THE EARLIER FALSELY ACCUSED SORCERER.
Merlin: Hey guys, wait, no, stop, it was me, guys. I'm a sorcerer. It was me.
Everyone: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA no.
Merlin: Why doesn't anyone appreciate me.
Gauis: Shut up, Merlin.
Arthur: Guys, did you see how I totally had that back there? I'm pretty great.