infiniteparadoxloop:

dammit—destiel:

I’m dead, i’m dead, i’m dead

dammit—destiel:

I’m dead, i’m dead, i’m dead

fandom-fanboyism:

courtneybeth:

Oh my fucking GOD THIS IS PERFECT

IT’S PERFECT BECAUSE WHO WOULD WANT TO STEAL A BOOK FROM SOMEONE IN THE STREET

courtneybeth:

Oh my fucking GOD THIS IS PERFECT

IT’S PERFECT BECAUSE WHO WOULD WANT TO STEAL A BOOK FROM SOMEONE IN THE STREET

(Source: yeptea)

nostopdasgay:

officialbioware:

kawaiipyro:

i think anyone who’s every used the internet has seen this picture at least once

#I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD I IF I SEE THIS AGAIN ILL SHIT A BEAR #NOT ON A BEAR#NOT NEAR A BEAR #I WILL SHIT AN ACTUAL BEAR #I WILL SIT UPON THE TOILET OPEN WIDE MY ASSCHEEKS AND PRODUCE A BEAR OUT OF MY GODDAMN ASSHOLE

internetexplorers:

codehsayshi:

internetexplorers:

god bless push up bras

God clearly didn’t bless you if you need a push up bra.

anger

I looooove when the doctor can’t fix the IV pump and has to call the nurse to come fix it…and then acts amazed that it’s fixable.

mydaywasworsethanyours:

it’s only one of our special skills

I’M JUST GONNA TITLE THIS ONE ‘THE EXPERIMENT’.

WHAT IS AIR?

YOU GOT YOUR SEX ADDICTS

YOU GOT YOUR GEEKS

YOU GOT YOUR FOREIGNERS

YOU GOT YOUR ALIENS

YOU GOT YOUR BASKETBALL PLAYERS

YOU GOT THE PEOPLE WHO THINK YOU’RE HIGH WHEN YOU’RE JUST FROM TUMBLR

YOU GOT YOUR VOLDEMORTS

YOU GOT YOUR INDIAN PEOPLE WHO THINK OMEGLE IS A GAME SHOW

AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST YOU GOT YOUR FELLOW TUMBLR TROLLS

YOU GOT YOUR CAPTAIN OBVIOUS

(Source: veronicaecholls)

queencattully:

darrynek:

my parents named their kid after me

glowpinkstah:

But I love all of them

raptorific:

I’M SO ANGRY

SOME 16TH CENTURY ASSHOLE WROTE “GOD B W YE” IN A LETTER AS AN ABBREVIATION FOR “GOD BE WITH YE”

AND IT APPEARED AS “GODBWYE”

WHICH WAS THEN READ AS “GOODBYE”

AND THAT’S WHY WE SAY “GOODBYE”

BECAUSE OF 16TH CENTURY CHAT SPEAK

did-you-kno:

Source

nayx:

is there a pizzeria called “another one bites the crust” yet and if there isnt then why not

otterparade:

cityofbadass:

Do you ever wonder about how an author would describe you in a novel? Not only your appearance but the way you talk and laugh and hold yourself and all the expressions on your face?

“And then there’s this asshole”

(Source: thesnowinthedarkness)

callmekitto:

alexandraerin:

silverilly:

bookshop:

mydaywithd:

Julie D’Aubigny was a 17th-century bisexual French opera singer and fencing master who killed or wounded at least ten men in life-or-death duels, performed nightly shows on the biggest and most highly-respected opera stage in the world, and once took the Holy Orders just so that she could sneak into a convent and shag a nun.

(via Feminism)

bisexual opera singer who killed ten men and snuck into a convent to shag a nun.

Just so y’all know, she later set that convent on fire so she and that nun could sneak out. And she seduced one of the men she’d dueled.

Also, dueling was a serious crime during her life, but the king of France essentially overturned her conviction on the grounds that the relevant law specifically referred to men.

how has there never been a million stories about this badass

abandonedkitten:

popfairy:

blueisforscarvesandboxes:

david-bui:

do you ever just feel so awkward when you buy something and pay in cash and the cashier gives you the change back but you take a few seconds to put the money in your wallet and you can feel the world judging you from afar

I’m glad it isn’t just me

I’m a cashier and let me tell you that nobody cares and nobody is judging you, I love you.

Can you be my cashier forever

(Source: casimirpulaskidays)

thegirlwhowaitedforthetardis:

truthcakes:

walrus-in-the-tardis:

super-wholocked-in-camelot:

my mother, everyone

he looks like his friend just jumped off a building

Are we really saying nothing about her impression of Mads?

Its too accurate to touch so we’re just pretending its not there.