My name is Angie :) I am a stressed out student nurse! LOVE to read, watch tv/movies, and hang out with friends. I will reblog anything that interests me or just makes me laugh... ENJOY!!

pemwin:

ladybowtheboo:

asobita-i:

Reblog for the last one

it’s a game show where everyone eats the furniture in a room and tries to see which is made of chocolate

So basically you’re telling me this is the best fucking game ever created

(Source: iraffiruse)

blink182andbeyond:

cashcutie:

the story of a man and his unlikely friend

He’s probably from Florida

(Source: genuhsiis)

urbies:

lemonadeleathers:

aloneveganreed:

callmekitto:

internetfeet:

People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in fact they aren’t

Ovulation is when the eggs are saying “hello friends I am here”

And menstuation is when the eggs are saying “goodbye friends I am gone”

THIS EXPLAINS THE DIFFERENCE 40x BETTER THAN MY ENTIRE SEVENTH GRADE SEX ED CLASS.

Omfg

goodbye friends i am gone and I AM TAKING EVERYTHING WITH ME

Now I know.

houseofhannibal:

houseofhannibal:

houseofhannibal:

houseofhannibal:

The flight attendant just announced “If you don’t like any of my jokes, there are six exits” and told us where the emergency exits are it was actually the best

"for those of you who are traveling with children… WHY"

"if you’re changing to a flight with a different airline, we don’t care."

he said “okay now get out” once we landed i’m pissing myself

juliajm15:

yo-hoo big Frozen genderbend dump ^———-^

spectromagiic:

idk-kun:

Imagining what would happen if they played in the spring. And that Elsa made the crown melt on purpose just to mess w/ Anna

She can’t get too mad because if it thawed, it thawed due to love

lliszt-o-maniaa:

youdtearthiscanvasskinapart:

perksofbeingademigodtribute:

childofravenclaw:

thenthehumans:

thetwinthatlived:

First and Last words.

I’m not crying, there’s something in both my eyes.

….. 

THE FIRST AND LAST WORDS ARE SAID BY ALBUS 

I TAKE BACK ANY CRITICISM OF HIS NAME 

I open at the close

toO SOON

(Source: superherogengar)

z0mbie-rainbow:

BABE I WANNA DO THIS

z0mbie-rainbow:

BABE I WANNA DO THIS

(Source: maddiewilson)

steve-spaghetti:

renirabbit:

pizzalecki:

pkmnbreederbrianna:

togamijail:

chandra75:

im-sherlocked-in-my-mindpalace:

socially-awkward-supervillian:

Fun fact: Cheetahs only attack prey that runs

jesus that is good to know.

Yup, that’s the point you just stay still and let it do whatever the fuck it wants that doesn’t involved you getting eaten. 

REALLY FUN FACT for big cats cheetahs are fucking docile as shit
my grandfather ran a cheetah sanctuary in south africa and he’d just lie with them and sleep among them and they’d rub against him and chirp at him they’re big fucking babies

Another Fun Fact: Cheetahs are incredibly nervous animals. One of the (many) reason’s they’re going extinct is that cheetahs are so sensitive and nervous, some of them are literally too nervous to breed. Others will breed, but stress themselves out so much, they’ll lose their cubs. So zoos with breeding programs had to figure out how to make cheetahs comfortable enough to first of all, get laid and secondly - not spazz themselves into miscarrying.So what’d they do? They gave the cheetah’s their very own Service Dogs!The dogs make them feel safe, protected and secure!

AJHHHHFDDGHH SO PRECIOUS

this post just got so much better

THIS IS OFFICIALLY MY FAVOURITE POST

steve-spaghetti:

renirabbit:

pizzalecki:

pkmnbreederbrianna:

togamijail:

chandra75:

im-sherlocked-in-my-mindpalace:

socially-awkward-supervillian:

Fun fact: Cheetahs only attack prey that runs

jesus that is good to know.

Yup, that’s the point you just stay still and let it do whatever the fuck it wants that doesn’t involved you getting eaten. 

REALLY FUN FACT for big cats cheetahs are fucking docile as shit

my grandfather ran a cheetah sanctuary in south africa and he’d just lie with them and sleep among them and they’d rub against him and chirp at him they’re big fucking babies

Another Fun Fact: Cheetahs are incredibly nervous animals. One of the (many) reason’s they’re going extinct is that cheetahs are so sensitive and nervous, some of them are literally too nervous to breed. Others will breed, but stress themselves out so much, they’ll lose their cubs.

So zoos with breeding programs had to figure out how to make cheetahs comfortable enough to first of all, get laid and secondly - not spazz themselves into miscarrying.

So what’d they do?
They gave the cheetah’s their very own Service Dogs!


The dogs make them feel safe, protected and secure!

AJHHHHFDDGHH SO PRECIOUS

this post just got so much better

THIS IS OFFICIALLY MY FAVOURITE POST

sukish:

we can never delete flappy bird from our phones now because if we do we will never be able to get it back. we’re stuck with flappy bird forever. it’s not over.. this is just the beginning

nucleir:

when two people u follow have the exact same icon

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ellendegeneres:

If you loved  Rebel Wilson and my new single, “Watching Cats on the Internet,” get ready for the music video version.

llafoutboy:

llafoutboy:

man fuck your shower/sink fandom

I present to you

the staircase fandom

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K SO THIS ONE IS LIKE A FUKEN TREE RIGHT

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IF YOU DONT THINK THIS IS THE DOPEST SHIT, GET OUT OF MY FACE NOW

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PHYSICS

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THIS ONES MADE OUT OF SKATEBOARDS, YA KNOW, IF YOU’RE INTO THAT

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STRIPPER STIARCASE POLE O K AND TBH ITS RLLY PRETTY

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I LIKE THE SPIRALY ONES

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HOMO SEX U ALI TY

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K THIS ONE IS A STAIRCASE, AND A SLIDE

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MOTHER

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FUCKING

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STAIRCASES

only 13 people in the staircase fandom? I neeD AN ARMY